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Dokken vs Chicken: Norton Antivirus Firewall - Don Dokken | Norton

by Virus Help on July 5, 2011


Imagine 80s hair band, Dokken, is a chicken-hating computer virus and your hard drive an unsuspecting chicken. Don't let Don Dokken and his cronies unleash their wrath upon your chicken. Fortify your antivirus firewall w/ 2010.

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GoldenWolfStudios September 1, 2010 at 8:42 pm

Dokken…Can do… The pelvic thrust of total oblitteration!

abumpinthenight2 September 1, 2010 at 9:16 pm

@Cuteblondie1972 If rockers age right, they end up looking like an ancient wizard from Lord of the Rings

Cuteblondie1972 September 1, 2010 at 9:48 pm

Don looks so old in this video, he used to be so handsome :(

YokkoKurama September 1, 2010 at 10:04 pm

For a moment there, Norton actually looked cool.

beautifuljoe1313 September 1, 2010 at 10:52 pm

LMAO – I love it!

itchyproduction September 1, 2010 at 11:46 pm

Hump of death.

pegasus52497 September 2, 2010 at 12:32 am

Well, if Viruses are comparable to Dokken, I want viruses :3

leewolfgang September 2, 2010 at 12:51 am

I feel so sinful loving this. It’s too bad this commercial isn’t for AVG or something.

killyourself2862 September 2, 2010 at 1:32 am

@SuperChaoTV tonight the danger with norton internet security 22 lol XD

ThePrimetech September 2, 2010 at 1:55 am

@Akthalian by “independent” I mean av-comparatives’ tests. Avast has more features than any other free AV system.

Akthalian September 2, 2010 at 2:01 am

@ThePrimetech
LOL by independent do you mean you in your basement? Because there has never been a review in the last year and half that would:
1. Put avast over anything, that stuff has been in the middle to bottom of the pack since ’09.
2. The only version of AVG that is widely used (im talking in consumer environment) is the free version, which is scoring 6′s and 7′s out of 10 and is clunky/antiquated.
3. Mcafee products are not super bad anymore, although their memory use remains high.

EatGanon September 2, 2010 at 2:07 am

i just got a trojan on my computer, and norton fixed the FUCK out of it.

NORTON ROCKS

Trelane574 September 2, 2010 at 2:35 am

“Chicken from dokken” – isn’t that a line from the Swedish Chef?

kernelddos September 2, 2010 at 2:47 am

You guys want Nortan Antivirus free,go here ad this after youtube url /watch?v=_koBCeYIJtc

SuperChaoTV September 2, 2010 at 3:45 am

omfg turn on google transcribe audio

ThePrimetech September 2, 2010 at 4:02 am

so, umm… a computer *with* Norton is better than a computer *without* it? Thanks for the newsflash.

According to independent ratings, Mcafee

Glorty1 September 2, 2010 at 4:03 am

LOL WHY A CHICKENN? I MEAN REALLY LOL

ew913 September 2, 2010 at 4:31 am

This commercial would have made more sense with Alice Cooper…

FreeStuffLawl September 2, 2010 at 5:09 am

I compiled a list of the best ones with download links =D Check it out

/watch?v=wTuVbGGpmXk

P.S. this video is so fking awsome lol

jason24568 September 2, 2010 at 5:38 am

Other computers and laptops have a free 30 trial of McAfee anti-virus. Mine have a McAfee but I uninstalled it because I installed to AVG

jason24568 September 2, 2010 at 6:23 am

?I watched this on GameTrailers because they played first as ads. What the fuck? The chicken as an hard disk? The fucking dumb-ass 80s band “Dokken”? But Dokken hates chicken? But chicken don’t have feelings? YOUR CHOICE: a. ALLOW? B. DENY? If you choose “Deny”, Dokken will destroy the chicken or if you choose “Allow” You need a Norton Internet Security?

(I HAVE 2 ANTI-VIRUS: AVG AND NORTON)

Mackaber September 2, 2010 at 7:02 am

I still think the best antivirus is Avast!, free and it has one of the biggest virus database of all!

Lucario75 September 2, 2010 at 7:50 am

i clicked allow because that would be mean if i didnt share Dokken my chicken.

alek100 September 2, 2010 at 7:55 am

Norton Antivirus is made in Nigeria

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NetMoverSitan September 2, 2010 at 8:06 am

This is more amusing than the “Explosive Pelvic Thrust” Allow version.

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